This is what I get paid to do.
Remember that baby you had on prom night in the dumpster outside of a Wendys that we aren't supposed to talk about anymore? Well you can stop worrying about what happened to it because even without you in it's life, it still has role models to look up to!
Did you know velcro, shopping carts, and area codes are younger than John McCain? Well you do now!
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